November Jokes

Funny Money Quotes

“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain

Thanksgiving Jokes

What do you call the day in November when your son and all his cousins get rowdy? Spanksgiving.

Nuts Puns

What is everyone getting for completing No Nut November?
“Nuttin”