Norwegian Jokes

Wanna see my norwegian wood?
Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian.
Norwegian archeologists have uncovered the very first Viking parenting book.
The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*.