Needle Jokes

Funny Limericks

There was an Ol Man of Quebec,
A beetle ran over his neck;
But he cried, 'With a needle,
I'll slay you, O beadle!'
That angry Old Man of Quebec.

Valentines Day Puns

Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.

Blood Puns

what do doctors use to draw blood?
A needle?
No, a red crayon!