Mystery Jokes

Tomorrow is still a mystery.
Yesterday is already history.
And today it is your BIRTHDAY!
There is a young schoolboy named Mason,
Whose mom cuts his hair with a basin.
When he stands in one place,
With a scarf round his face,
It's a mystery which way he’s facing.
Oh my beloved belly button.
The squidgy ring in my midriff mutton.
Your mystery is such tricky stuff:
Why are you so full of fluff?
(Richard Leavesley)
Why do owls always by mystery novels?
They love hoo-dunits.