Movement Jokes

Puns

I had four cans of alphabet soup.
Just had the largest vowel movement ever.

Grass Puns

The other day a tree asked for my help with kindling a grass route movement.
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.

Romantic Pick Up Lines

I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".

Toilet Puns

Why did E come out of the bathroom U?
He must've had a vowel movement.