Meteor Jokes

Alien Puns

Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.

Space Puns

How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.

How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.

Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.

Bacon Puns

Why should you bake bacon on an asteroid on its way to Earth ?
It's meteor.

Moon Puns

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.