Memories Jokes

Brain Puns

What did the hippocampus say during its retirement speech?
"Thanks for the memories."

Friendship Quotes

“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown

Romantic Pick Up Lines

"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."