Mason Jokes

Food Pick Up Lines

You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.

Tableware Puns

What do you call a stolen jar?
A free mason.

My dad kept calling referring to this mason jar as his “boom box”.
When I asked him why, he responded “I use it for all my jams!”

Funny Limericks

There is a young schoolboy named Mason,
Whose mom cuts his hair with a basin.
When he stands in one place,
With a scarf round his face,
It's a mystery which way he’s facing.