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Martial arts Jokes

Tree Puns
What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
Bruce Leaf.
One Liners and Short Jokes
A Chinese Guy stands next to me in a bar and starts drinking

I asked him: "Do you know any of those martial arts like Ju jitsu, or Kung Fu?"

"Why do you ask, is it because I'm Chinese?"

"No it's because you're drinking my beer."
Puns
What do you call a pig that knows martial arts?
Pork Chop
There are so many forms of martial arts, it’s hard to keep track of.
Kind of.. Kung Fusing
One Liners for Kids
I’m sick of martial arts.
I have kung flu.
Monkey Puns
What martial art do monkeys practice?
Flung Poo.