Magazine Jokes

Deodorant Puns

The magazine my daughter gets each month always smells like perfume. I wondered aloud if they scent it.
Then I realized, of course they sent it. Otherwise it would have never come.

Rock Puns

What kind of magazine does a rock like to read?
Rolling Stone.

Phone Puns

I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said "Hello?", so I said "Sorry, wrong number," and hung up.

Cat Puns

What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.