Lowest Jokes

Toaster Puns

My friend keeps the toaster on the lowest setting
I suspect he's got black toast intolerance

Food puns

Did you hear about the lowest grade of steak? It's where the rubber meats the road.

Diving Puns

I hate scuba diving.
It was the lowest moment of my life.

Lettuce Puns

Why do bacon lettuce and tomatoes have the lowest IQ out of all the foods?
Because they're in-bred.

Science Puns

Two kittens on a sloped roof.
Which one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.