Layers Jokes

Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
What is the similarity between a superhero and an onion? They both have layers.
The old and wise onion had once told me that life is similar to onions. Whenever we peel off our protective layers, we end up crying.
The onion husband and wife had a fight, and she told him that he shouldn't have exposed all his layers because it was making her cry.
Why did the ancient Egyptians used to bury their Pharaohs in several layers of coffin? It was called multicasking.