Lance Jokes

Halloween Puns

I dressed up as a jousting lance for Halloween, but nobody got it.
I thought it was pretty straight forward.

Knight Puns

How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.

Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.

Family Puns

I told my wife I wanted to name our son Lance, but she said it was too uncommon so I explained that in medieval times men where named Lance a lot.