Impression Jokes

Thanksgiving Jokes

Why did the turkey cross the road before Thanksgiving?

He was trying to give people the impression that he was a chicken.

Name Pick Up Lines

From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun

Cookie Puns

What do ghoul scouts hope to achieve by selling halloween cookies? They hope to make a good first impression.

Why do girls scouts sell cookies? They wanna make a sweet first impression.