Im Jokes

Patient: "Nurse im suffering from bacon disease!" Nurse: "Baloney"
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
A bloke came up to me and said im going to attack you with the neck of my guitar.
I said to him, "is that a Fret"?
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
Roses are red

Violets are blue

Girl its been fun

But im leaving you