Iii Jokes

Medieval Puns

What did Richard III say when someone asked to build a car park in Leicester?
"Over my dead body!"

History Puns

When the proposal of building a parking lot was given to Richard III, he told said, "Over my dead body."

Ancient Rome Puns

In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.