Ii Jokes

Italy Puns

Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.

Ancient Rome Puns

In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.

Mummy Puns

Q: What did Ramesses II say when he walked into the public restroom?
A: What sphinx in here?