Identity Jokes

Mother Puns

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out identity theft is a crime

Funny Parenting Quotes

“Kids are expensive, I didn’t even realize how broke I was until last year someone stole my identity and it ruined her life.”—Kate Davis

Family Puns

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out identity theft is a crime