Hack Jokes

Computer Puns

I couldn't stop laughing when my father warned my brother, saying, "If you hack my Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word".

Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.

Horse Puns

How did the horse break into the mainframe?
It was a hack.

Movie Pick Up Lines

"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest