Guitar Jokes

Ringo, John snd George walked into an electric guitar shop...
They were less Paul.
What do you call a distilled botanical that likes to play the guitar??
Ginny Hendrix
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!
My priest fired me from playing guitar with the choir.
Apparently it’s blasphemous to play a Gsus2 chord.
Why can't Woody play his guitar?
He doesn't know where his Pixar.
What chord does jesus play on guitar?
Gsus
I tried to play a bass guitar once.
It didn't make much sound, and it slipped out of my hands and swam away.
What do you call a guitar used to play pool?
A cue stick.
The fisherman was playing his out-of-tune guitar.
Luckily he caught a Tuna
What did the upright bass say to the nervous guitar?
“You’re too high strung, don’t fret.”
What did Prince leave on the neck of his guitar?
Finger prince.
A bloke came up to me and said im going to attack you with the neck of my guitar.
I said to him, "is that a Fret"?
Where did the Viking buy his guitar?
Nordstrom's
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart