Granny Jokes

Mother Puns

My mother's mother lost her false teeth at the retirement home. We searched the place everywhere but couldn't find them.
We looked in every nook and granny!

Tree Puns

What did the dessert say to the Granny Smith tree?
You’re the apple of my pie.

Funny Limericks

A canner, exceedingly canny,
One morning remarked to his granny.
A canner can can,
Anything that he can,
But a canner can't can a can, can he?.