Grand Jokes

Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
If marriage is grand, what is divorce?
Ten grand!
My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire".
He was a great man but a terrible Fireman