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Graduate Jokes

Tree Puns
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
Fridge Puns
Why did the freezer never graduate?
Because it was set on 0 degrees.
Ancient Greek Monster Puns
- Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?
- Not much, just working on my Theseus.
Sky Puns
I just got my degree in Sky Diving.
I had to drop out to graduate.
Family Puns
I will never have the audacity to choose a career path for my children.
It's their responsibility to choose which Medical School they'll graduate from.
Giraffe Puns
Why did the giraffe graduate early?
He was head and shoulders above the rest of the class.