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Graduate Jokes

Sky Puns
I just got my degree in Sky Diving.
I had to drop out to graduate.
Giraffe Puns
Why did the giraffe graduate early?
He was head and shoulders above the rest of the class.
Fridge Puns
Why did the freezer never graduate?
Because it was set on 0 degrees.
Ancient Greek Monster Puns
- Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?
- Not much, just working on my Theseus.
Tree Puns
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
Family Puns
I will never have the audacity to choose a career path for my children.
It's their responsibility to choose which Medical School they'll graduate from.