Graduate Jokes

I just got my degree in Sky Diving.
I had to drop out to graduate.
Why did the freezer never graduate?
Because it was set on 0 degrees.
I will never have the audacity to choose a career path for my children.
It's their responsibility to choose which Medical School they'll graduate from.
Why did the giraffe graduate early?
He was head and shoulders above the rest of the class.
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
- Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?
- Not much, just working on my Theseus.