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Forty Jokes

Monkey Puns
If a monkey has thirty bananas in one hand and forty bananas in the other hand, what does he have?
Very big hands.
Rainbow Puns
How do rainbows sleep? In forty pinks.
Funny Aging Quotes
"There’s a reason why forty, fifty, and sixty don’t look the way they used to and it’s not because of feminism, or better living through exercise. It’s because of hair dye." Nora Ephron
Quotes
“What turning forty means to me? I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that, but now I do.”
Tina Fey
Blonde Jokes
What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade.