Fantastic Jokes

I don’t have a controller,
And I don’t have a screen,
I don’t need to be plugged in,
I’m not grey and green.
I can’t make sound effects,
Or visuals that are fantastic,
You can’t put me on a shelf,
Because I’m not made of plastic.
However, I do have curves,
Will keep you entertained all the same,
You can’t insert a disc,
But we can make our own little game.
(Sarah Allen)
There was once a jolly happy mountain that offered fantastic advice to a grumpy hill. "Change your altitude", he said!
Elves usually make fantastic listeners since they happen to be all ears.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.