Fabric Jokes

Birthday Puns

“Dad, why do you always wrap my birthday gifts in this weird fabric?”
Dad: I just wanted to.... make my presents felt.

Dad Jokes

I'm like the fabric version of King Midas.
Everything I touch becomes felt.

Anti Pick Up Lines

Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.