Dubai Jokes

One Liners and Short Jokes

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
The people in Dubai don't like The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi dooooo.

Funny Limericks

There once was a girl from Dubai,
who desperately wanted to fly.
But whenever she flapped,
that girl got so chapped,
that poor littl girl from Dubai.

TV Puns

It’s crazy that Dubai doesn’t show The Flintstones on TV...
But Abu Dhabi Do!

Camel Puns

I just got back from Dubai where I was offered 40 camels for my wife.
I usually smoke Marlboro but hey... a deal's a deal.