Diarrhea Jokes

One Liners for Kids

Do you know why diarrhea is hereditary? Because it runs through your jeans. What would you do if I stole a kiss? Call the Police

Salad Puns

What do you call a Vegetarian with diarrhea? A Salad Shooter.

Pick Up Lines

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Food puns

What do you call a Vegetarian with diarrhea? A Salad Shooter.