Device Jokes

What is the name of the device that the king uses to control the moat around his castle? A remoat control.
I invented a device that can stop a snake in its tracks.
It's made of asphalt.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
My friend has a cold storage device that will discuss philosophical issues. It's a deep freezer.