Denied Jokes

Funny Poems

There was a very cautious man
Who never laughed or played
He never risked, he never tried,
He never sang or prayed.
And when he one day passed away,
His insurance was denied,
For since he never really lived,
They claimed he never really died.

Italy Puns

Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.

Beaver Puns

The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.