Curves Jokes

You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
“Watch out! The road curves ahead” cried the skeleton.
“It’s spine“ replied the driver.
I don’t have a controller,
And I don’t have a screen,
I don’t need to be plugged in,
I’m not grey and green.
I can’t make sound effects,
Or visuals that are fantastic,
You can’t put me on a shelf,
Because I’m not made of plastic.
However, I do have curves,
Will keep you entertained all the same,
You can’t insert a disc,
But we can make our own little game.
(Sarah Allen)
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.