Curves Jokes

You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
“Watch out! The road curves ahead” cried the skeleton.
“It’s spine“ replied the driver.
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
I don’t have a controller,
And I don’t have a screen,
I don’t need to be plugged in,
I’m not grey and green.
I can’t make sound effects,
Or visuals that are fantastic,
You can’t put me on a shelf,
Because I’m not made of plastic.
However, I do have curves,
Will keep you entertained all the same,
You can’t insert a disc,
But we can make our own little game.
(Sarah Allen)