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Constant Jokes

Medical Puns
The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"
Divorce Puns
The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one"
Funny Parenting Quotes
“Parenting is a constant battle between going to bed to catch up on some sleep or staying awake to finally get some alone time.” — Anonymous
Dad Puns
My wife is fed up of my constant Dad jokes, so I asked her, "How can I stop my addiction?"
Wife: "Whatever means necessary!"

Me: "No it doesn't.”
Biology Puns
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
Quotes
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Benjamin Franklin