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Constant Jokes

Divorce Puns
The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one"
Biology Puns
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
Dad Puns
My wife is fed up of my constant Dad jokes, so I asked her, "How can I stop my addiction?"
Wife: "Whatever means necessary!"

Me: "No it doesn't.”
Funny Parenting Quotes
“Parenting is a constant battle between going to bed to catch up on some sleep or staying awake to finally get some alone time.” — Anonymous
Medical Puns
The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"
Quotes
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Benjamin Franklin