Composer Jokes

Piano Puns

What do you call a low-quality Russian composer, pianist, and conductor of the late Romantic period?
Knockmaninoff.

Music Puns

Which composer likes tea the most?
Chai-kovsky.

Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer?
He was Haydn.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

Llama Puns

Who’s a llama’s favorite composer?
Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart.