Cologne Jokes

I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts:
Leave me the Fuh Cologne.
I used to hate my husband's cologne...
But then it started to rub off on me.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
“Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.”
Josh Billings
A new men's cologne is in development which smells of electric eels shocking a Silicon Valley giant.
Its called Eel-on Musk.