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Cologne Jokes

Deodorant Puns
I used to hate my husband's cologne...
But then it started to rub off on me.
Quotes
“Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.”
Josh Billings
Canadian Pick Up Lines
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Puns
I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts:
Leave me the Fuh Cologne.
Science Puns
A new men's cologne is in development which smells of electric eels shocking a Silicon Valley giant.
Its called Eel-on Musk.