Coast Jokes

Funny Limericks

There was an Old Man of the coast,
Who placidly sat on a post;
But when it was cold
He relinquished his hold
And called for some hot buttered toast.

Italy Puns

Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.

Beach Puns

If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.