Calculus Jokes

I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Why did the hipster throw away his calculus book?
He found it too derivative.
hy don’t calculus major throw house parties?
Because they know firsthand that it’s a bad idea to drive and derive.