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Calculus Jokes

Math Puns
Why did the hipster throw away his calculus book?
He found it too derivative.
hy don’t calculus major throw house parties?
Because they know firsthand that it’s a bad idea to drive and derive.
Anti Pick Up Lines
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.