Award Jokes

I met a Russian nurse, she was employee of the month, I asked if she'd won anything. She said "Da, award."
I received an award at work for being the most secretive employee.
I can’t tell you how much this means to me.
Q: What did the dentist get for an award?
A: A little plaque
Man wins award after he died eating appetizers at a Mediterranean restaurant
It was a Post-Hummus award.
What happens to great actors? They get nominated for an a-cat-emy award!