Attacks Jokes

Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
Chuck Norris never retreats; He just attacks in the opposite direction.
Homeless man attacks kid with a knife
Don’t worry the kid was fine. He had a knife.
My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication
It's for Hispanic attacks.
Did you know they tested the Mars rover against animal attacks?
They had to switch to dogs because Curiosity killed the cat.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.