Arguments Jokes

Water Puns

Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.

Planet Puns

I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.

Crow Puns

I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.

Yard Puns

During the divorce, the judge couldn't decide who got the shack in the backyard, despite our numerous arguments.
It was a case of he shed, she shed.