Ace Jokes

Puns

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.

Corn Puns

This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.

Valentines Day Puns

This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.

Tennis Puns

They call me Ace, because you just got served.