Accidents Jokes

One Liners and Short Jokes

Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.

Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.

Dolphin Puns

Dolphins don't have accidents.
They do everything on porpoise.

Blonde Jokes

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? She moved.