Accidents Jokes

Dolphin Puns

Dolphins don't have accidents.
They do everything on porpoise.

One Liners and Short Jokes

Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.

Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.

Blonde Jokes

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? She moved.