Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his parents were in a jam!
Why did the belt get arrested? He held up a pair of pants.
Which month do soldiers hate most? The month of March!
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean? Because they dropped out of school!
Learning how to collect trash wasn’t hard.
I just picked it up as I went along.