What do you get if you a cross a card game with a typhoon? Bridge over troubled water.
How does a church congregation defend against an attack by Galactic Imperial Stormtroopers?
They use the pew, pew-pew pews.
What did the daddy chimney say to the baby chimney? You are to little to smoke!
Why is England the wettest country? Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They’re always stuffed!
What event do spiders love to attend?
Webbings.
Did you hear about the carrot detective? He got to the root of every case.