What exam do young witches have to pass? A spell-ing test!
What kind of emotions do noses feel? Nostralgia. Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the "barking" lot!
What do you get when you cross Speedy Gonzales with a country singer? Arriba McEntire.
What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks. Where do bees go to the bathroom? At the BP station!
Why was the robot mad? People kept pushing its buttons.
Do you know how many famous men and women were born on your birthday?
None, only babies.
What do you do if someone rolls their eyes at you?
Roll them back.