What three candies can you find in every school? Nerds, DumDums, and smarties.
What word looks the same backwards and upside down? Swims
Did you hear about the party a little boy had for his sisters barbie dolls? A. It was a Barbie-
What belongs to you but others use more? Your name
What do you call a frozen dog? A pupsicle.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter? Jellyfish!