What does the Lone Ranger say when he takes out the garbage? To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump.
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron!
What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly? It barked with de-light!
Why can’t you ever tell a joke around glass?
It could crack up.
What runs but doesn't get anywhere? A refrigerator.
Why doesn't iron form a good bond with other metals?
Because it has rust issues!