What kind of bird sticks to sweaters? a Vel-Crow.
How do spiders communicate? Through the World Wide Web.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator
A mom texts, "Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?" He texts back, "I Don't Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later." The mom texts him, "It's ok, don't worry about it. I'll ask your sister, love you too."
What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A CAT-HAS-TROPHY! How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!
What's the first thing elves learn in school?
The "elf"-abet!
What do you cal purple when it is being mean? Violent.