What kind of bird sticks to sweaters? a Vel-Crow.
Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you cant pea soup!
What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
Little Johnny asked his father, "Dad, can you write in the dark?"
His father said, "I think so. What do you want me to write?"
Little Johnny replied, "Oh, just sign this report card for me..."
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean? Because they dropped out of school!
Q: When does a doctor get mad?
A: When he runs out of patients!
What Do You Call A Bear With No Teeth? A Gummy Bear
What do you call a three-footed aardvark? a yardvark!