What kind of lunch do moms never prepare in the morning?
Their own.
Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin? They both depend on the batter.
Can February March? No. But April May.
Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress? They got married in the spring.
What do you call a ghosts mom and dad? Transparents
Choose any number between 2 and 7. Multiply by 4 and add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.
Dark, isn’t it?
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.