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Toaster Puns
I threw my toaster into the toilet the other day.
It was a shock to the cistern.
Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.
Today I found out my toaster isn't waterproof
I was shocked.
What do you call a catholic toaster strudel?
A pope tart.
What did the toaster say to the criminal bread?
"I'm taking you into crustody"
What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?
"I'M BREADY TO DIE"
My friend keeps the toaster on the lowest setting
I suspect he's got black toast intolerance
I put some big, giant, large, massive, enormous, huge bread in the toaster.
I was making synonym toast.
What do you call a slice of bread you put in the toaster?
A tanning bread.
How can you tell the camera was afraid of the toaster?
Everytime he looked at it, it made him shutter.
I put some bread in the toaster this morning, but it never popped up again
I think it might be comatoast.
And the lord said unto John "come forth and you shall have eternal life"
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
My new toaster oven is a huge improvement for making lunch.
I used to eat unappetizing sandwiches but I quit cold turkey.
I went to shop for a toaster. The sailsman showed me all the fancy features.
I said "wow, that's cool!"
And he replied, "Sorry ma'am,it can only warm"
This Isolation is Making Some People Crazy...
I've heard some people are really going crazy from isolation. I'm glad I'm not one of those. I’ve just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and all of us agreed that things are getting bad. I didn’t mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything. Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. The sink just said everything is going down the drain. In the end the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine, the situation isn’t that pressing. The vacuum was very unsympathetic. Told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and felt it would all soon blow over! The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and it didn’t say anything, but the door knob told me to get a grip. The front door said I was unhinged and then.. The curtains told me to pull myself together!
Bread Puns
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
It's So Cold.... One Liners
It’s so cold I walk to school with a toaster in my pants.