I threw my toaster into the toilet the other day.
It was a shock to the cistern.
Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.
Today I found out my toaster isn't waterproof
I was shocked.
What do you call a catholic toaster strudel?
A pope tart.
What did the toaster say to the criminal bread?
"I'm taking you into crustody"
What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?
"I'M BREADY TO DIE"
My friend keeps the toaster on the lowest setting
I suspect he's got black toast intolerance
I put some big, giant, large, massive, enormous, huge bread in the toaster.
I was making synonym toast.
What do you call a slice of bread you put in the toaster?
A tanning bread.
How can you tell the camera was afraid of the toaster?
Everytime he looked at it, it made him shutter.
I put some bread in the toaster this morning, but it never popped up again
I think it might be comatoast.
And the lord said unto John "come forth and you shall have eternal life"
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
My new toaster oven is a huge improvement for making lunch.
I used to eat unappetizing sandwiches but I quit cold turkey.
I went to shop for a toaster. The sailsman showed me all the fancy features.
I said "wow, that's cool!"
And he replied, "Sorry ma'am,it can only warm"