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Hair Puns
What to you call a legume with facial hair?
A mustachio!
Pea Puns
Q: Why did the pea sell his car?
A: The back seat didn’t have enough legume.
Nuts Puns
Not every legume can be a nut.
But a pea can.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.