plague Jokes

What did Pharaoh say when the seventh plague struck his land?
"Aw *hail* naw!"

Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.

I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.

Several epidemics throughout history have many similarities in characteristics.
For example, many diseases evolved from poor hygiene between animals and humans and a rise in urban population and interregional communication. Many had very similar effects and modes of transmission.

Because of the similarities, many historians are looking into allegations of these diseases stealing each other's methods, committing plague-iarism.

There was an Old Person of Prague,
Who was suddenly seized with the Plague;
But they gave his some butter,
Which caused him to mutter,
And cured that Old Person of Prague.